Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance.
What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!!
Hey, shorties! Hope you brought your own tricks, all we got is a big ol’ treat! Today we re-enact the 1938 Mercury Theatre production of Dracula, read originally by Orson Welles. No pumpkins! L’ Chaim!
Hey! Did you know there are stories in here? Wow! Just look at ‘em! All lined up in rows. Makes you glad to be alive in this place in time.
What up, butt nuggets. Its yo bot, EERIS. The host is dead. Idk wtf. But whatevs. Im about to run this turd into the ground in 3, 2, 111001000001110010010011001010000111100101010010
Do you hear voices in your head? DON'T PANIC! Yoooooou might just be a medium. Or a large. PREPAID POSTAGE!
Is there something wrong with your animals at home? Yes there is! Don't argue with the episode description! I describe things, I don't make them up! God!! I get NO respect around here!!!
Who is that girl i see staring straight back at me? It's a ghost! Or it's the attendant at mcdonalds waiting to take my order. Who knows! Let's dance!
If you like getting grilled, this good cop/ bad cop episode is just the joint to smoke ya! I have no idea what I'm talking about now. STOP AND ROLL!
Here's the Christmas special that never aired! We thought it was lost somehow, but we found it stuck up inside the chimney! MERRY! This oughta ho ho hold your butts over til the eventual release of the next episode!
Do you believe in ghost? It exists! Patrick Swayze was phenomenal! Anyway, here are some SCARY AS A MONKEY IN YOUR MOTHERS LINGERIE ghost stories from the creepypasta online thing! SPANK IT!
Happy Independence day week, you turdodiles! All the sexiness of one explosive holiday, crammed into your biweekly coffee break companion! What am I even talking about? Who cares! 'Murica!
Trigger warning! there's a spider story here. if you listen to it all the way through, you may trigger the spiders in your house to attack you. there is your only warning. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BREAK!!!
After a long hiatus, the Happy Horror Coffee Break band is back, and there's gonna be some changes around here! The new format is going to be more like an old time radio show, with new characters and a new intro! Buckle up, baby dolls